Cold Calls Cold Steel, by Matt Walczak

Written and designed by Matt Walczak
Photo: © Depositphotos.com/DragonImages

Based on the above photo, Matt Walczak created the following book excerpt.

Cold Calls, Cold Steel

 

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Matt Walczak is a Graphic Designer, Filmmaker, and Comedian living in Dorchester, MA. He performs semi-regularly at ImprovBoston, The RIOT Theater, and other venues around Boston. Matt just had a baby daughter named Penny. He also very recently found himself covered in another human’s diarrhea for the first time. She’s still adorable.
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